Havvy – an exclusive

FOLLOWING the news that Gary Havelock had agreed terms with dad and boss Brian to resume his captaincy of Redcar Bears in 2009, we can bring you an exclusive.


As Havvy Snr revealed this week, the pair conducted their negogtiations by e-mail before reaching a deal. Now, for the first time, the e-mail correspondance can be revealed:
daddyhavvy@bossman.com
Oweee son, are you going sign that contract then or what? Oh, and thanks for the Christmas presents. Your mam loved her gloves.
bearsboy@worldchamp.co.uk
All in good time dad. What are you going to pay me anyway? All the other kids always got more pocket money than me so you’d better come up with a good deal this time. I thought it was one of them jokes that they put in the Christmas crackers when I first saw the contract. Can you and Mam have the kids on Wednesday, we’re off out?
daddyhavvy@bossman.com
In case you hadn’t noticed son, there’s a credit crunch. And, no that’s not a new cereal before you ask. No-one’s getting what they were on last year. So what’s it to be – yes or no? Bring the kids round at 7ish Wednesday.
bearsboy@worldchamp.co.uk
Come on dad, don’t be a skintflint! You know I’m worth more than that. Have you still got that big screwdriver of mine, I can’t find it anywhere?
daddyhavvy@bossman.com
Alright. The deal as it stands – plus Sunday dinner at ours every week. I gave the screwdriver back you doyle.
bearsboy@worldchamp.co.uk
Mam’s Sunday roast is lush – now you’re talking. What about when we’re at Rough Park though? No you didn’t give it back.
daddyhavvy@bossman.com
KFC on the way back? It must still be in the workshop.
bearsboy@worldchamp.co.uk
OK, a chicken zinger and fries instead of a roast on the way back from Newcastle it is then. I still want more though. Told you it was, lol.
daddyhavvy@bossman.com
Me and Mam’ll babysit the bairns twice a month. And the club’s all yours when I’ve made my fortune. Deal?
bearsboy@worldchamp.co.uk
Deal!
daddyhavvy@bossman.com
Oh, one more thing.
bearsboy@worldchamp.co.uk
What?
daddyhavvy@bossman.com
Leave your bloody laptop at home next time you come round!

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